Monday, June 8, 2009

Hearts book of world records

The grossest thing is a bloody baby bird
in a pile of it's own feathers
with it's head partly ripped off by a cat
the weirdest thing is a deer
attacking a man on a winter day
the reddest thing is
a tiny cut on a vein
the most painful thing is
getting your teeth
drilled into
the highest thing is
your hopes after you win a lottery
the slowest thing is
snail taking a shower
on a summer day
the fattest thing is
an elephant addicted to chocolate
on a lazy winter day
the most difficult thing is
to do a split cake-whistle
to make the dogs
leap up into a gated garden
onto your sister
the best thing is
SLEEPING

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